A Snack Machine is an optional furnishing for the Clan Rumpus Room's dusty corner. It may be installed for 100,000 Meat. It may be used three times per day and like other once-a-days, it may be used again after ascending.
On first thru third visits:
All that's left in the snack machine is the three least popular flavors of chips.
Radium-Flavored Chips
You press the button, the big metal coil rotates, and a bag of chips drops into the tray at the bottom.