A Snack Machine

A Snack Machine

A Snack Machine is an optional furnishing for the Clan Rumpus Room's dusty corner. It may be installed for 100,000 Meat. It may be used three times per day when not in hardcore or ronin.

When "Used"

• On first through third uses:

Unfortunately for you, only the three least popular flavors of chips are left in the snack machine.

Radium-Flavored Chips

You press the button, the big metal coil rotates, and a bag of chips drops into the tray at the bottom.

You acquire an item: radium-flavored potato chips

Wintergreen-Flavored Chips

You press the button, the big metal coil rotates, and a bag of chips drops into the tray at the bottom.

You acquire an item: wintergreen-flavored potato chips

Ennui-Flavored Chips

You press the button, the big metal coil rotates, and a bag of chips drops into the tray at the bottom.

You acquire an item: ennui-flavored potato chips

• Fourth or more visit, or when in Hardcore or Ronin:

You press the button and the big metal coil rotates, but not far enough to actually drop the chips. Dangit!

Notes

• You may get any combination of three bags of chips a day from the machine. You do not have to get one of each.