A Soda Machine
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When Used
You hit the button on the soda machine and a can of soda drops down the chute. Hooray, free soda!

---or---
You hit the button on the soda machine, but nothing happens -- looks like the machine is empty.
Notes
- Costs 100,000 Meat from the Clan Coffer to place in the Clan Rumpus Room.
- Unusable in Ronin/Hardcore
- Becomes unusable for each member after 3 uses, presumably until the next rollover.
References
- The item name and the description soda tasting like prunes is a reference to Dr. Pepper soda.
- The description and name also refer to the Marquis de Sade.