Clan Rumpus Room

The Clan Rumpus Room is a place where members of a clan can go to exercise and train. It replaced the Clan Gym on October 17, 2006. There are several pieces of furniture that can be put in the rumpus room, varying in price and functionality.

Hobo-Flex (Muscle)

Big Book of Magicalness (Mysticality)

Tan-U-Lots (Moxie)

You can spend as many adventures you like (up to a maximum of however many you have) at any of these machines, and they will give you stats dependant on your level without costing you meat - 1 stat point per adventure per level (including partial levels - eg if you're halfway towards getting to level 10 you'll get 9.5 stat points per adventure).

Entering an invalid number of adventures, such as a negative, zero, a decimal or a letter, results in the message You don't have a time machine.

It is worth noting that, among the huge number of things available to do in the kingdom, this is one of a very small number you can do while drunk.