Clockwork Grapefruit
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Ultraviolent,
this horrorshow familiar
spills the red, red kroovy.
It is an attack familiar. A 10 pound clockwork grapefruit does around 9-17 damage each turn. It also causes all the fill-in-the-blank body part references (i.e. "You drop your kentucky-fried meat sword on your (BLANK)") to change to Cockney slang terms.
Hatchling: unwound clockwork grapefruit
