Clockwork Grapefruit
Ultraviolent,
this horrorshow familiar
spills red, red kroovy.
An attack familiar. A 10 pound clockwork grapefruit does around 9-17 damage each turn. It also causes all the fill-in-the-blank body part references (i.e. "You drop your kentucky-fried meat sword on your (BLANK)") to change to Nadsat slang from A Clockwork Orange.
Hatchling: unwound clockwork grapefruit
Familiar equipment: false eyelashes
The Cake-Shaped Arena weakness: Obstacle Course
lucky Tam O'Shanter message: Clockwork Grapefruit delivers one last powerful kick, and grabs a little more cutter, O my brothers.
miniature gravy-covered maypole message: O, my brothers, Clockwork Grapefruit fillies around the maypole like a real grazhny malchikiwik.
wax lips message: O, my droogies, Clockwork Grapefruit grins a real horrorshow grin with his wax goobers.
References
- The name, actions, and other messages this familiar effects are all references to the book/movie A Clockwork Orange.
- The last line of the haiku refers to a song by Rob Zombie, called Never Gonna Stop (Red Red Kroovy), which was also used by the WWE as the entrance music for pro-wrestler Edge. "Kroovy" also means "blood" in the slang used by the characters in A Clockwork Orange.
