Clockwork Grapefruit

Clockwork Grapefruit

Ultraviolent,
this horrorshow familiar
spills red, red kroovy.

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An attack familiar. A 10 pound clockwork grapefruit does around 9-17 damage each turn. It also causes all the fill-in-the-blank body part references (i.e. "You drop your kentucky-fried meat sword on your (BLANK)") to change to Nadsat slang from A Clockwork Orange.

Hatchling: unwound clockwork grapefruit

Familiar equipment: false eyelashes

The Cake-Shaped Arena weakness: Obstacle Course

Combat Messages

• Regular message:
  

• With lucky Tam O'Shanter equipped:
  

<name> delivers one last powerful kick, and grabs a little more cutter, O my brothers.

• With miniature gravy-covered maypole equipped:
  

O, my brothers, <name> fillies around the maypole like a real grazhny malchikiwik.

• With wax lips equipped:
  

O, my droogies, <name> grins a real horrorshow grin with his wax goobers.

References

• The name, actions, and other messages this familiar effects are all references to the book/movie A Clockwork Orange.
• The last line of the haiku refers to a song by Rob Zombie, called Never Gonna Stop (Red Red Kroovy), which was also used by the WWE as the entrance music for pro-wrestler Edge. The word "kroovy" is similar to "krovvy," which means "blood" in the slang used by the characters in A Clockwork Orange.