Cold bugbear

Cold bugbear
Monster ID	1393
Locations	Dreadsylvanian Woods
Hit Points	800
Attack	500
Defense	500
Initiative	25
Meat	None
Phylum	beast
Elements	cold
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg, torso
Drops	snowstick, Dreadsylvanian Almanac page, Freddy Kruegerand
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting Liquid Nitrogen in His Hair

A bugbear jumps out of the tall grass and snarls at you, snowflakes swirling around him as he bares his fearful fangs. You beg him to leave you alone, but his condition has left him COLD to your entreaties. GET IT? HA HA HA.

Hit Message(s):

The bugbear grins and sticks out its snow-white tongue at you. All the synovial fluid in your joints freezes. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)

He kicks you with one of his frozen feet, leaving a bruise and some frostbite on your <face>. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)

He freezes your <face> with his arctic breath, then shatters it with his fist. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)

He punches you with a frigid fist, giving you black ice on your black eye. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)

He spikes your <face> with a freezing claw. Brrrrrrrrrrr. (cold damage)

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

He tries to freeze your lower back with his breath, but you offer him a cinnamon breath mint.

His hat blows away, and he freezes motionless until a little bird grabs it and flies it back onto his head. Stupid bird.

He tries to freeze your bung with his breath, but you offer him a cinnamon breath mint.

He tries to spike you with a freezing claw, but they're all frozen together in a claw clump.

He tries to lick your neck, but you duck behind a flagpole.

He tries to bite you with his white fangs, but gets attacked by a wolf.

He tries to punch you with a frigid fist, but you step back and think warm thoughts.

Fumble Message:

not known

Special Move(s):

The cold radiating off the bugbear makes you feel like you're stuck in a walk-in freezer. Only instead of reminiscing and learning life lessons with your nemesis, it just hurts a lot. (cold damage)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: snowstick (0.1%? chance)*

You acquire an item: Dreadsylvanian Almanac page (1% chance)*

You acquire an item: Freddy Krueggerand (5% chance)*Data:Freddy Krueggerand

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Occurs at Dreadsylvanian Woods

Notes

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• If any elements are banished, you will get this message at the beginning of combat:

You wince as a biting wind blows in your eyes, and you can feel your tears freezing on your cheeks.

You acquire an effect: Chilled to the Bone (duration: X Adventures)

• X is equal to the number of elements banished
• The name, image, and introduction text of this monster are all randomly selected:

	You trick knee starts to ache, like it always does when the weather's getting colder. But you didn't see anything in your adventurer's almanac about a cold front moving in, so why are you limping and shivering? What's the deal with this weather? And airline food? And how women take so long to get ready to go out? And the big blue bugbear that's about to try and murder you?
	You can see little puffs of steam as you exhale; the forest has gotten a lot colder in the last couple of minutes. The little stream that was burbling merrily beside you is now frozen solid, preserving a look of surprise on every fish and frog that was in it. What's going on here? Then there's a roar, and a blast of icy breath, and a cold bugbear leaps through the trees with its claws and teeth at the ready.