Cone of Whatever

This article is about an obsolete version of a Pastamancer skill. For the current version, see Stuffed Mortar Shell

Cone of Whatever

Type: Combat
MP Cost: 19

This spell allows you to call forth a powerful Cone of something, which will rain down on your enemies and hurt them very badly. Er, comparatively badly.

Deals (16-40)+(Mys/4) damage, where Mys is your buffed Mysticality (which is capped at 120), and divisions are rounded down.

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Skill number: 3007

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Source:	Guild Trainer
Price:	8,000 Meat
Class:	Pastamancer
Level:	8
When Used:

You summon a Cone of <whatever>, dealing X damage to your opponent.

This spell deals a random type of elemental or physical damage. The following are the cones that may be summoned:

• Hot

• Arson
• Boiling Milk
• Fire Ants
• Magma
• Malfunctioning Microwaves
• Napalm

• Cold

• Blocks of Ice
• Ex-Girlfriends
• Frozen Turkeys
• Ice Cream
• Ice Sculptures
• Liquid Nitrogen

• Spooky

• Hauntedness
• Scary Clowns
• Skellingtons
• Skulls
• Witches

• Stench

• Dirty Diapers
• Filthy Dishes
• Garbage Juice
• Hobo Vomit
• Wet Dogs

• Sleaze

• *CENSORED*
• Lingerie
• Nudity
• Pornography
• Strippers

• Physical

• Buckets
• Cinder Blocks
• Ninja Stars
• Pitchforks
• Sawblades

Notes

• Untyped bonus damage to this spell is capped at +50.
• If your bonus spell damage exceeds the cap, you will get the message:

The cone surges with power, too much for you to control, and stuff sort of goes everywhere.