Conjoined zmombie

It chomps on your frontal and parietal lobes simultaneously. You forget your piano lessons as a kid and your first familiar. Eek! Oof! Ugh!

It grabs you and munches on your <kidney> and your <kidney> at the same time. Yeow! Eek! Ow! Ugh!

It tries to munch your <kidney> with both mouths, but accidentally bangs its heads together.

It tries to bang its heads against yours, but you're a better headbanger than a headbangee.

You gain 338 Meat.

You acquire handfuls of cranberries

You acquire handfuls of cranberries

You acquire mouthfuls of loose teeth

You gain 15 <substat>

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Occurs in The Defiled Alcove