Conjoined zmombie

It chomps on your frontal and parietal lobes simultaneously. You forget your piano lessons as a kid and your first familiar. Ouch! Argh! Ooh! (spooky damage)

It grabs you and munches on your <giblets> and your <giblets> at the same time. Yeow! Ow! Ooh! Eek! (spooky damage)

It bangs both of its heads against yours. See the "eight heads" joke in the bat hole for more information. Ooh! Ouch! Argh! (spooky damage)

It tries to munch your <giblets> with both mouths, but accidentally bangs its heads together.

It tries to bang its heads against yours, but you're a better headbanger than a headbangee.

You gain 338 Meat

You acquire handfuls of cranberries

You acquire handfuls of cranberries

You acquire mouthfuls of loose teeth

You gain 15 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Defiled Alcove.

References

• The "eight heads" joke is an attack message of the Boss Bat.