Conjoined zmombie

It chomps on your frontal and parietal lobes simultaneously. You forget your piano lessons as a kid and your first familiar. Eek! Eek! Eek! (spooky damage)

It grabs you and munches on your <ear> and your <ear> at the same time. Yeow! Argh! Oof! Ugh! (spooky damage)

It bangs both of its heads against yours. See the "eight heads" joke in the bat hole for more information. Ouch! Ugh! Oof! (spooky damage)

It shouts at you with both mouths. It doesn't hurt you physically, but it does hurt your feelings. Ow! Ugh! Eek! (spooky damage)

It suddenly splits into two fully-formed zmobies, each of which take to munching on one hemisphere of your brain. You find yourself less creative and less analytical simultaneously. Oof! Ouch! Ugh! Eek! Ooh! Ow! (spooky damage)

It tries to munch your <ear> with both mouths, but accidentally bangs its heads together.

It tries to bang its heads against yours, but you're a better headbanger than a headbangee.

It claws at you with its filthy, filthy fingernails, but you give it an impromptu manicure.

It shouts at you with both mouths, but you shout it down with your one loud mouth.

It gets into a long argument about how to best attack you. Since neither head can say anything except "braaaaaains," it's not a productive or a quick argument.

You gain 284−338 Meat

You acquire an item: loose teeth

You acquire an item: cranberries

You acquire an item: cranberries

You gain 15 <substat>.

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Occurs at The Defiled Alcove.

References

• The "eight heads" joke is an attack message of the Boss Bat.
• The "braaaaaains" comment refers to the zombies in the movie Return of the Living Dead and countless imitators afterwards.