Conspicuous lack of pants
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conspicuous lack of pants
Type: pants
Power: N/A
Moxie Required: N/A
This is not actualy a 'real' custom item but rather that whatever EyeSpeculum is wearing shows up as a conspicous lack of pants. Given for winning the Costume Contest at KOL Con II LARP.
References
- This item could be a reference to the The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy computer game where your inventory always contained the item "no tea".