Corpulent zobmie

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It waddles over and munches greedily on your brainpan. And your skull. Oof! Ouch! (spooky damage)

It chomps you right in the <head>. Then it realizes its mistake and chomps on your skull. Ooh! Oof! (spooky damage)

It trips and falls down right on top of you. You feel a few ribs crack. Ouch! Argh! (spooky damage)

It tries to waddle over to you, but you're much faster than it is.

It tries to chomp on your skull, but gets winded and has to sit down.

You acquire 21.1% chance handfuls of cranberries

You acquire 8.3% chance mouthfuls of loose teeth

You gain 11 <substat>.

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