Cost Analysis of Restoring HP and MP
Description
The main purpose behind this page is to provide a cost analysis for the various ways of restoring both HP and MP. Note that the tables which appear on this page do not contain a comprehensive list of items and effects. Instead, we will only discuss generally available items which can be purchased from NPC stores or created from store-purchased items.
MP Restorers
Standard MP Restorers
| Source | MP Gain | Cost | Meat per MP | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| tonic water | 30-50 (40 avg) | 70 Meat | 1.75 | Requires access to Nash Crosby's Still. |
| Knob Goblin seltzer | 8-12 (10 avg) | 80 Meat | 8 | Requires access to the Laboratory. |
| Regular Cloaca Cola Diet Cloaca Cola Cherry Cloaca Cola |
7-9 (8 avg) | 80 Meat | 10 | Requires access to The White Citadel. |
| Fizzy Invigorating Tonic (post-quest) | Full MP | Varies | 12 | |
| soda water | 3-5 (4 avg) | 70 Meat | 17.5 | |
| Fizzy Invigorating Tonic (pre-quest) | Full MP | Varies | 20 |
Magical Mystery Juice
| Level | Average MP Gain | Meat per MP |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | 6.5 | 15.385 |
| 2 | 8 | 12.5 |
| 3 | 9.5 | 10.526 |
| 4 | 11 | 9.091 |
| 5 | 12.5 | 8 |
| 6 | 14 | 7.143 |
| 7 | 15.5 | 6.452 |
| 8 | 17 | 5.882 |
| 9 | 18.5 | 5.405 |
| 10 | 20 | 5 |
| 11 | 21.5 | 4.651 |
| 12 | 23 | 4.348 |
| 13 | 24.5 | 4.082 |
| 14 | 26 | 3.846 |
| 15 | 27.5 | 3.636 |
HP Restorers
Restorers that Cost Meat
| Source | HP Gain | Cost | Meat per HP | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | Full HP | 100 Meat | 100 / (max HP - current HP) | Requires access to The Smacketeria. |
| Fizzy Invigorating Tonic (post-quest) | Full HP | Varies | 6 | |
| Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment | 8-10 (9 avg) | 60 Meat | 6.67 | |
| Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 3-5 (4 avg) | 30 Meat | 7.5 | |
| Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 13-15 (14 avg) | 120 Meat | 8.571 | |
| Fizzy Invigorating Tonic (pre-quest) | Full HP | Varies | 10 | |
| Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 18-20 (19 avg) | 240 Meat | 12.632 |
Restorers that Cost Mana
In order to translate from MP per HP to Meat per HP so that the following table can be properly compared to the table above, take your current best Meat per MP value from the MP Restorers section at the top of this page and multiply that number by the MP per HP value in the table below. Using this simple forumula, you should be able to determine which HP restorer will be most effective in your current situation.
| Source | HP Gain | Cost | MP per HP |
|---|---|---|---|
| Cannelloni Cocoon | All HP | 20 MP | 20 / (max HP - current HP) |
| Tongue of the Walrus | 30-40 (35 avg) | 10 MP | 0.286 |
| Disco Power Nap | 40 | 12 MP | 0.3 |
| Lasagna Bandages | 10-30 (20 avg) | 6 MP | 0.3 |
| Disco Nap | 20 | 8 MP | 0.4 |
| Tongue of the Otter | 10-20 (15 avg) | 7 MP | 0.467 |
