Cost Analysis of Restoring HP and MP

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Description

The page provides a cost analysis of the common ways of restoring HP and MP (omitting dropped items and other inapplicable ways of restoring).

MP Restorers

Source	MP Gain	Cost	Meat per MP	Notes
tonic water	30-50 (40 avg)	70 Meat	1.75	Requires access to Nash Crosby's Still, limit 10 per day.
black cherry soda	9-11 (10 avg)	80 Meat	8	Requires access to The Black Market, opens during the level 11 quest.
Knob Goblin seltzer	8-12 (10 avg)	80 Meat	8	Can be bought from the Dispensary.
Regular Cloaca Cola Diet Cloaca Cola Cherry Cloaca Cola	7-9 (8 avg)	80 Meat	10	Requires access to The White Citadel.
soda water	3-5 (4 avg)	70 Meat	17.5
Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	9-11 (10 avg)	90 Meat (60 Meat post-quest)	9 (6)

Magical Mystery Juice

Magical mystery juice costs 100 meat or 95 meat if you are wearing Travoltan trousers. The amount of MP restored equals (1.5 * level) + (4 to 6). Note: If you are farming and using Magical mystery juice you should use this instead of the A Comfy Sofa when you have 333.4 or higher MPA (Meat Per Adventure) however there may be better alternatives at some level.

Level	Average MP Gain	Meat per MP	5-finger
1	6.5	15.385	14.615
2	8	12.5	11.875
3	9.5	10.526	10
4	11	9.091	8.636
5	12.5	8	7.6
6	14	7.143	6.786
7	15.5	6.452	6.129
8	17	5.882	5.588
9	18.5	5.405	5.135
10	20	5	4.75
11	21.5	4.651	4.524
12	23	4.348	4.13
13	24.5	4.082	3.878
14	26	3.846	3.654
15	27.5	3.636	3.455

HP Restorers

For meat:

Source	HP Gain	Cost	Meat per HP	Notes
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	Full HP	100 Meat	6 @ 16.67 HP needed	Requires access to The Smacketeria. Costs 1 spleen.
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	3-5	30 Meat (20 Meat post-quest)	7.5 (5)
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	18-20	120 Meat (80 meat post-quest)	6.3 (4.21)

For MP (last columns apply if you can cast spells with reduced MP):

Source	HP Gain	Cost	MP/HP	MP/HP (-1)	MP/HP (-2)	MP/HP (-3)	Notes
Cannelloni Cocoon	All HP	20 MP	--	--	--	--	All HP
Disco Nap with Adventurer of Leisure	40	8 MP	0.2	0.175	0.15	0.125	Cures various effects
Tongue of the Walrus	30-40	10 MP	0.286	0.257	0.229	0.2	Cures Beaten Up and various other effects
Lasagna Bandages (non-combat)	10-30	6 MP	0.3	0.25	0.2	0.15
Saucy Salve	10-15	4 MP	0.32	0.24	0.16	0.08	Combat-only
Lasagna Bandages (combat)	10-20	6 MP	0.4	0.333	0.267	0.2
Disco Nap	20	8 MP	0.4	0.35	0.3	0.25	Cures various effects

In order to calculate Meat per HP, multiply Meat per MP by MP per HP.

Also worth noting:

• Ailment Ointments are more cost-efficient than Disco Nap if you use soda water and have no modifiers.
• Cannelloni Cocoon is the most efficient skill if you need to restore a sufficiently large number of HP. With no modifiers, that number is 70 HP; with a -1 modifier, that number is 78 HP; with a -2 modifier, that number is 92 HP; and with a -3 modifier, that number is 116 HP.

Restoring HP by buying MP-restores and healing

This page is in need of content. This section needs to be revised to reflect the changes to Disco Naps. Also, the new Doc Galaktik.

MMJ at level 7 (6.67 meat per MP) with no MP cost modifiers

Source	HP range	Avg HP	MP cost	Meat cost	Meat/HP
Cannelloni Cocoon	all	all	20	133.3	1.90 @ 70 HP
Tongue of the Walrus	30-40	35	10	66.7	1.90
Lasagna Bandages	11-30	20.5	6	40	1.95
Disco Power Nap	40	40	12	80	2.00
Disco Nap	20	20	8	53.3	2.66

MMJ at level 7 (6.67 meat per MP) with -1 MP cost modifier

Source	HP range	Avg HP	MP cost	Meat cost	Meat/HP
Cannelloni Cocoon	all	all	19	126.7	1.62 @ 78 HP
Lasagna Bandages	11-30	20.5	5	33.3	1.62
Tongue of the Walrus	30-40	35	9	60	1.71
Disco Power Nap	40	40	11	73.3	1.83
Disco Nap	20	20	7	46.7	2.33

MMJ at level 7 (6.67 meat per MP) with -2 MP cost modifier

Source	HP range	Avg HP	MP cost	Meat cost	Meat/HP
Cannelloni Cocoon	all	all	18	120	1.30 @ 92 HP
Lasagna Bandages	11-30	20.5	4	26.7	1.30
Tongue of the Walrus	30-40	35	8	53.3	1.52
Disco Power Nap	40	40	10	66.7	1.67
Disco Nap	20	20	6	40	2.00

MMJ at level 7 (6.67 meat per MP) with -3 MP cost modifier

Source	HP range	Avg HP	MP cost	Meat cost	Meat/HP
Cannelloni Cocoon	all	all	17	113.3	0.97 @ 117 HP
Lasagna Bandages	11-30	20.5	3	20	0.97
Tongue of the Walrus	30-40	35	7	46.7	1.33
Disco Power Nap	40	40	9	60	1.50
Disco Nap	20	20	5	33.3	1.67

The second most efficient source of MP is Knob Goblin seltzer, available only while wearing the Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform.

Seltzer (8 meat per MP) with no MP cost modifiers

Source	HP range	Avg HP	MP cost	Meat cost	Meat/HP
Cannelloni Cocoon	all	all	20	160	2.28 @ 70 HP
Tongue of the Walrus	30-40	35	10	80	2.28
Lasagna Bandages	11-30	20.5	6	48	2.34
Disco Power Nap	40	40	12	96	2.40
Disco Nap	20	20	8	64	3.20

Seltzer (8 meat per MP) with -1 MP cost modifier

Source	HP range	Avg HP	MP cost	Meat cost	Meat/HP
Cannelloni Cocoon	all	all	19	152	1.95 @ 78 HP
Lasagna Bandages	11-30	20.5	5	40	1.95
Tongue of the Walrus	30-40	35	9	72	2.05
Disco Power Nap	40	40	11	88	2.20
Disco Nap	20	20	7	56	2.80

Seltzer (8 meat per MP) with -2 MP cost modifier

Source	HP range	Avg HP	MP cost	Meat cost	Meat/HP
Cannelloni Cocoon	all	all	18	144	1.56 @ 92 HP
Lasagna Bandages	11-30	20.5	4	32	1.56
Tongue of the Walrus	30-40	35	8	64	1.82
Disco Power Nap	40	40	10	80	2.00
Disco Nap	20	20	6	48	2.40

Seltzer (8 meat per MP) with -3 MP cost modifier

Source	HP range	Avg HP	MP cost	Meat cost	Meat/HP
Cannelloni Cocoon	all	all	17	136	1.17 @ 116 HP
Lasagna Bandages	11-30	20.5	3	24	1.17
Tongue of the Walrus	30-40	35	7	56	1.60
Disco Power Nap	40	40	9	72	1.80
Disco Nap	20	20	5	40	2.00

The third best MP restorers are the White Citadel colas (regular, diet or cherry), available upon completion of the White Citadel Quest.

WC Cola (10 meat per MP) with no MP cost modifiers

Source	HP range	Avg HP	MP cost	Meat cost	Meat/HP
Cannelloni Cocoon	all	all	20	200	2.85 @ 70 HP
Tongue of the Walrus	30-40	35	10	100	2.85
Lasagna Bandages	11-30	20.5	6	60	2.92
Disco Power Nap	40	40	12	120	3.00
Disco Nap	20	20	8	80	4.00

WC Cola (10 meat per MP) with -1 MP cost modifier

Source	HP range	Avg HP	MP cost	Meat cost	Meat/HP
Cannelloni Cocoon	all	all	19	190	2.43 @ 78 HP
Lasagna Bandages	11-30	20.5	5	50	2.43
Tongue of the Walrus	30-40	35	9	90	2.57
Disco Power Nap	40	40	11	110	2.75
Disco Nap	20	20	7	70	3.50

WC Cola (10 meat per MP) with -2 MP cost modifier

Source	HP range	Avg HP	MP cost	Meat cost	Meat/HP
Cannelloni Cocoon	all	all	18	180	1.95 @ 92 HP
Lasagna Bandages	11-30	20.5	4	40	1.95
Tongue of the Walrus	30-40	35	8	80	2.28
Disco Power Nap	40	40	10	100	2.50
Disco Nap	20	20	6	60	3.00

WC Cola (10 meat per MP) with -3 MP cost modifier

Source	HP range	Avg HP	MP cost	Meat cost	Meat/HP
Cannelloni Cocoon	all	all	17	170	1.46 @ 116 HP
Lasagna Bandages	11-30	20.5	3	30	1.46
Tongue of the Walrus	30-40	35	7	70	2.00
Disco Power Nap	40	40	9	90	2.25
Disco Nap	20	20	5	50	2.50

The last resort is Doc Galaktik Tonic, available to everyone at any time. Note that before the herbs quest, it is cheaper to heal yourself using any of the skills listed below instead of using Doc Galaktik's other medicine (except Cannelloni Cocoon with less than 34 HP).

tonic (17 meat per MP) with no MP cost modifiers

Source	HP range	Avg HP	MP cost	Meat cost	Meat/HP
Cannelloni Cocoon	all	all	20	340	4.85 @ 70 HP
Tongue of the Walrus	30-40	35	10	170	4.85
Lasagna Bandages	11-30	20.5	6	102	4.97
Disco Power Nap	40	40	12	204	5.10
Disco Nap	20	20	8	136	6.80

tonic (17 meat per MP) with -1 MP cost modifier

Source	HP range	Avg HP	MP cost	Meat cost	Meat/HP
Cannelloni Cocoon	all	all	19	323	4.14 @ 78 HP
Lasagna Bandages	11-30	20.5	5	85	4.14
Tongue of the Walrus	30-40	35	9	153	4.37
Disco Power Nap	40	40	11	187	4.67
Disco Nap	20	20	7	119	5.95

tonic (17 meat per MP) with -2 MP cost modifier

Source	HP range	Avg HP	MP cost	Meat cost	Meat/HP
Cannelloni Cocoon	all	all	18	306	3.32 @ 92 HP
Lasagna Bandages	11-30	20.5	4	68	3.32
Tongue of the Walrus	30-40	35	8	136	3.88
Disco Power Nap	40	40	10	170	4.25
Disco Nap	20	20	6	102	5.10

tonic (17 meat per MP) with -3 MP cost modifier

Source	HP range	Avg HP	MP cost	Meat cost	Meat/HP
Cannelloni Cocoon	all	all	17	289	2.49 @ 116 HP
Lasagna Bandages	11-30	20.5	3	51	2.48
Tongue of the Walrus	30-40	35	7	119	3.40
Disco Power Nap	40	40	9	153	3.82
Disco Nap	20	20	5	85	4.25

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