Cost Analysis of Restoring HP and MP
Description
The page provides a cost analysis of the common ways of restoring HP and MP (omitting dropped items and other inapplicable ways of restoring).
MP Restorers
| Source | MP Gain | Cost | Meat per MP | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| tonic water | 30-50 (40 avg) | 70 Meat | 1.75 | Requires access to Nash Crosby's Still, limit 10 per day. |
| Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic after Quest | 9-11 (10 avg) | 60 Meat | 6 | |
| black cherry soda | 9-11 (10 avg) | 80 Meat | 8 | Requires access to The Black Market, opens during the level 11 quest. |
| Knob Goblin seltzer | 8-12 (10 avg) | 80 Meat | 8 | Can be bought from the Dispensary. |
| Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic before Quest | 9-11 (10 avg) | 90 Meat | 9 | |
| Regular Cloaca Cola Diet Cloaca Cola Cherry Cloaca Cola |
7-9 (8 avg) | 80 Meat | 10 | Requires access to The White Citadel. |
| soda water | 3-5 (4 avg) | 70 Meat | 17.5 |
Magical Mystery Juice
Magical mystery juice costs 100 meat or 95 meat if you are wearing Travoltan trousers. The amount of MP restored equals (1.5 * level) + (4 to 6). Note: If you are farming and using Magical mystery juice you should use this instead of the A Comfy Sofa when you have 333.4 or higher MPA (Meat Per Adventure) however there may be better alternatives at some level.
| Level | Average MP Gain | Meat per MP | 5-finger |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 6.5 | 15.385 | 14.615 |
| 2 | 8 | 12.5 | 11.875 |
| 3 | 9.5 | 10.526 | 10 |
| 4 | 11 | 9.091 | 8.636 |
| 5 | 12.5 | 8 | 7.6 |
| 6 | 14 | 7.143 | 6.786 |
| 7 | 15.5 | 6.452 | 6.129 |
| 8 | 17 | 5.882 | 5.588 |
| 9 | 18.5 | 5.405 | 5.135 |
| 10 | 20 | 5 | 4.75 |
| 11 | 21.5 | 4.651 | 4.524 |
| 12 | 23 | 4.348 | 4.13 |
| 13 | 24.5 | 4.082 | 3.878 |
| 14 | 26 | 3.846 | 3.654 |
| 15 | 27.5 | 3.636 | 3.455 |
HP Restorers
For meat:
| Source | HP Gain | Cost | Meat per HP | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | Full HP | 100 Meat | 6 @ 16.67 HP needed | Requires access to The Smacketeria. Costs 1 spleen. |
| Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 3-5 | 30 Meat (20 Meat post-quest) | 7.5 (5) | |
| Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 18-20 | 120 Meat (80 meat post-quest) | 6.3 (4.21) |
For MP (last columns apply if you can cast spells with reduced MP):
| Source | HP Gain | Cost | MP/HP | MP/HP (-1) | MP/HP (-2) | MP/HP (-3) | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cannelloni Cocoon | All HP | 20 MP | -- | -- | -- | -- | All HP |
| Disco Nap with Adventurer of Leisure | 40 | 8 MP | 0.2 | 0.175 | 0.15 | 0.125 | Cures various effects |
| Tongue of the Walrus | 30-40 | 10 MP | 0.286 | 0.257 | 0.229 | 0.2 | Cures Beaten Up and various other effects |
| Lasagna Bandages (non-combat) | 10-30 | 6 MP | 0.3 | 0.25 | 0.2 | 0.15 | |
| Saucy Salve | 10-15 | 4 MP | 0.32 | 0.24 | 0.16 | 0.08 | Combat-only |
| Lasagna Bandages (combat) | 10-20 | 6 MP | 0.4 | 0.333 | 0.267 | 0.2 | |
| Disco Nap | 20 | 8 MP | 0.4 | 0.35 | 0.3 | 0.25 | Cures various effects |
In order to calculate Meat per HP, multiply Meat per MP by MP per HP.
Also worth noting:
- Ailment Ointments are more cost-efficient than Disco Nap if you use soda water and have no modifiers.
- Cannelloni Cocoon is the most efficient skill if you need to restore a sufficiently large number of HP. With no modifiers, that number is 70 HP; with a -1 modifier, that number is 78 HP; with a -2 modifier, that number is 92 HP; and with a -3 modifier, that number is 116 HP.
Restoring HP by buying MP-restores and healing
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MMJ unlocked by being a mysticality class and unlocking your guild shop. Or by being a level 9 accordion thief NEEDS NEW TABLES
Knob Goblin seltzer, unlocked by acquiring Cobb's Knob lab key (drops in harem) as well as the password by wearing the Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform and adventuring in barracks. NEEDS NEW TABLES
Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic is available to everyone at any time. Starting at a cost of 9 meat per MP before dropping to 6 meat per MP after doing a Quest. Below are tables showing efficiency for the 9 meat/MP version.
| Source | HP range | Avg HP | MP cost | Meat cost | Meat/HP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cannelloni Cocoon | all | all | 20 | 180 | 1.8 @ 100 HP |
| Disco Leisure Nap | 40 | 40 | 8 | 72 | 1.8 |
| Tongue of the Walrus | 30-40 | 35 | 10 | 90 | 2.57 |
| Lasagna Bandages | 10-30 | 20 | 6 | 54 | 2.7 |
| Disco Nap | 20 | 20 | 8 | 72 | 3.6 |
| Source | HP range | Avg HP | MP cost | Meat cost | Meat/HP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cannelloni Cocoon | all | all | 19 | 171 | 1.575 @ ~108.6 HP |
| Disco Leisure Nap | 40 | 40 | 7 | 63 | 1.575 |
| Tongue of the Walrus | 30-40 | 35 | 9 | 81 | 2.314 |
| Lasagna Bandages | 10-30 | 20 | 5 | 45 | 2.25 |
| Disco Nap | 20 | 20 | 7 | 63 | 3.15 |
| Source | HP range | Avg HP | MP cost | Meat cost | Meat/HP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cannelloni Cocoon | all | all | 18 | 162 | 1.35 @ 120 HP |
| Disco Leisure Nap | 40 | 40 | 6 | 54 | 1.35 |
| Tongue of the Walrus | 30-40 | 35 | 8 | 72 | 2.057 |
| Lasagna Bandages | 10-30 | 20 | 4 | 36 | 1.8 |
| Disco Nap | 20 | 20 | 6 | 54 | 2.7 |
| Source | HP range | Avg HP | MP cost | Meat cost | Meat/HP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cannelloni Cocoon | all | all | 17 | 153 | 1.125 @ 136 HP |
| Disco Leisure Nap | 40 | 40 | 5 | 45 | 1.125 |
| Tongue of the Walrus | 30-40 | 35 | 7 | 63 | 1.8 |
| Lasagna Bandages | 10-30 | 20 | 3 | 27 | 1.35 |
| Disco Nap | 20 | 20 | 5 | 45 | 2.25 |
Whenever you start a new ascension you can immediately start shopping at Doc Galaktik for Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic which cost 9 meat per MP restored before the Quest drops it to 6 meat per MP. As such the White Citadel restorers (Regular Cloaca Cola, Diet Cloaca Cola, Cherry Cloaca Cola) are never economical as they cost 10 meat per MP. soda water is likewise not economical at 17 meat per MP, but can be improved into Tonic water which is the best MP restorer in the game.
