Count Bakula
From A KoL Wiki

Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Dr. Sam Beckett stepped into the Quantum Stride accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself trapped in the Kingdom of Loathing, facing poorly-drawn images that were not his own, and driven by an unknown force to drink human blood.
Oh boy.
He starts to attack you, but gets distracted and begins muttering to himself about someone named 'Al'.
You gain ??? <substat>.
Found in The Misspelled Cemetary.