Cristobal Colon

Cristobal Colon (#1492) is probably the first explorer to hit the shores of Loathing since the days of yore. He got a cold reception, and gave out blankets in an attempt to palacate the inhabitants and ensure harmony. His plan went askew when people started getting various disease.

Cristobal Colon is the Spanish interpretation of the name Christopher Columbus. His given name, in his native Italian, was Cristoforo Colombo. He even has three of the Big Boat Trophy, those being the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria. He is also the only player to be an "Explorer" class. Further his account creation date is August 26, 1451, with more than 7,500,000 turns played, as if the account had been playing 40 turns a day since the 1400s.

His player number, #1492 is the year in which Columbus 'discovered' America.