Daily Loathing Ballot
Kingdom-Wide Ballot
Vote today for tomorrow's leader!
Agent Julia Wood, Federal Dept. of Processing - The Bureau of Efficient Government is dedicated to making the Kingdom's government operate in a more efficient manner, by streamlining and removing redundancy and inefficiency in the Kingdom's government.
- "I don't think I need to tell you that graveyards are a terribly inefficient use of space. I pledge to immediately re-zone all such areas as parking lots and grazing fields."
Priest Ronnie Rose - The Scions of Ich'Xuul'kor the Good and Normal are dedicated to creating the conditions necessary for their totally benevolent god to break through into our dimension, which will be pleasant and fun for everybody.
- "In order to increase awareness of our really great god Ich'Xuul'kor the Good and Normal, if elected I will begin a program of rituals that will open the public's minds to his good and cool energies. You'll be able to feel his presence directly, in your dreams! Won't that be great?"
Local Initiatives
Your local budget only supports two projects.
Mandatory 6pm curfew.
+-2 Adventure(s) per day
Ban belts.
+30% Pants Drops from Monsters
Reduced taxes at all income levels.
+30% Meat from Monsters
Kingdomwide air-conditioning subsidies.
+10 Cold Damage
| Rock the Vote! |
Vote Rocked! A poll worker comes over and hands you a shiny sticker.
 | You acquire an item: "I Voted!" sticker |
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