Daily Loathing Ballot
Kingdom-Wide Ballot
Vote today for tomorrow's leader!
Two of:
Allieroth Lechona - The Pork Elf Historical Preservation Party is dedicated to preserving the history and traditions of the ancient Pork Elves who once populated these lands.
- "In order to really get in touch with our Pork Elf forebears, I propose a strict curtailing of unnatural modern technologies such as electricity and round ears. Getting back in touch with Pork Elf society in this way will make life much better for everyone!"
Ferka Vlaicu - Clan Ventrilo has determined that, in the current social climate, it is acceptable for vampires to run for office openly -- rather than ruling the human cattle from the shadows as they traditionally do.
- "Some have called it selfish that we vampires do not share our Darke Gifte with everyone, and I have taken these vords to heart. If I am elected, I promise to begin a program to research the effects of bringing this blessing to the entire population. Blah! Blah!"
Agent Julia Wood, Federal Dept. of Processing - The Bureau of Efficient Government is dedicated to making the Kingdom's government operate in a more efficient manner, by streamlining and removing redundancy and inefficiency in the Kingdom's government.
- "I don't think I need to tell you that graveyards are a terribly inefficient use of space. I pledge to immediately re-zone all such areas as parking lots and grazing fields."
Priest Ronnie Rose - The Scions of Ich'Xuul'kor the Good and Normal are dedicated to creating the conditions necessary for their totally benevolent god to break through into our dimension, which will be pleasant and fun for everybody.
- "In order to increase awareness of our really great god Ich'Xuul'kor the Good and Normal, if elected I will begin a program of rituals that will open the public's minds to his good and cool energies. You'll be able to feel his presence directly, in your dreams! Won't that be great?"
or
- "It's come to my attention that some people are performing counter-rituals to prevent the summoning of Ich'Xuul'kor the Good and Normal to this world! What kind of terrible person would do such a thing? If elected, I vow to hunt these evil people down and put a stop to their nefarious schemes!"
Bob Juprezrez - The Extra-Terrific Party is dedicated making the Kingdom more habitable to alien lifeforms. Purely for tourism purposes.
- "It has come to my attention that your people don't have... well, it isn't pronounceable in your language, or with your vocal cords. Let's call it "health juice". It is a wondrous chemical that my people use to ensure we have all the correct vitamins and minerals for the health of our physical bodies. If elected, I will be happy to share this technology with you, and even set up distribution within your drinking water."
Local Initiatives
Your local budget only supports two projects.
Four of:
Mandatory 6pm curfew.
+-2 Adventure(s) per day
Ban belts.
+30% Pants Drops from Monsters
Reduced taxes at all income levels.
+30% Meat from Monsters
Kingdomwide air-conditioning subsidies.
+10 Cold Damage
| Rock the Vote! |
Vote Rocked! A poll worker comes over and hands you a shiny sticker.
 | You acquire an item: "I Voted!" sticker |
| Vote Later |
You decide to consider your ballot more carefully before casting your vote.
Occurs at Right Side of the Tracks.
Notes
- Initiatives are character-specific, and last for the day the vote was held. Possible initiatives include:
Initiative Effect Exercise ban. Muscle -20 Mandatory morning calisthenics for all citizens. Muscle +25% Replace all street signs with instructions for arcane rituals. Mysticality +25% Compulsory dance lessons every weekend. Moxie +25% Subsidies for health potion manufacturers. Maximum HP +30% Vaccination reversals for all citizens. Maximum HP -50% Carbonate the water supply. Maximum MP +30% "Song that Never Ends" pumped throughout speakers in all of Kingdom. +10 to Monster Level Require boxing videos to be played on all bar televisions. +4 Muscle Stats Per Fight Emergency eye make-up stations installed in all public places. +4 Moxie Stats Per Fight Distracting noises broadcast through compulsory teeth-mounted radio receivers. -3 Stats Per Fight Municipal journaling initiative. +3 Stats Per Fight Repeal leash laws. +2 Familiar Experience Per Combat Shut down all local dog parks. -2 Familiar Experience Per Combat Add sedatives to the water supply. -10 to Monster Level Make all new clothes out of asbestos. Serious Hot Resistance (+3) Require all garments to be fleece-lined. Serious Cold Resistance (+3) Outlaw black clothing and white makeup. Serious Spooky Resistance (+3) Pocket flamethrowers issued to all citizens. +10 Hot Damage Kingdomwide air-conditioning subsidies. +10 Cold Damage All forms of deodorant are now illegal. +10 Stench Damage Safety features added to all melee weapons. Weapon Damage -50% Free civic weapon sharpening program. Weapon Damage +100% Requirement that all weapon handles be buttered. -10% chance of Critical Hit Emissions cap on all magic-based combustion. Spell Damage -50% Open a local portal to a dimension of pure arcane power. Spell Damage +20% Compulsory firearm and musical instrument safety training for all citizens. Ranged Damage +100% Addition of 37 letters to end of alphabet so existing names are all earlier in queues. +25% Combat Initiative State-mandated bed time of 8PM. +1 Adventure(s) per day Mandatory 6pm curfew +-2 Adventure(s) per day Institute GBLI (Guaranteed Basic Loot Income.) +15% Item Drops from Monsters Reduced taxes at all income levels. +30% Meat from Monsters State nudity initiative. -50% Gear Drops from Monsters Subsidies for dentists. +30% Candy Drops from Monsters Happy Hour extended by 23 additional hours. +30% Booze Drops from Monsters Ban belts. +30% Pants Drops from Monsters
- Selecting no candidate fails with the message:
- You must vote for a candidate.
- Selecting more or less than two initiatives fails with the message:
- You must vote for two, and only two, local initiatives.
