Daisy the Unclean

Daisy the Unclean
Monster ID	1918
Locations	Investigating a Plaintive Telegram
Hit Points	400
Attack	200
Defense	180
Initiative	100
Meat	None
Phylum	demon
Elements	stench
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	head, arm, leg, torso
Drops	Daisy's unclean bloomers
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting Daisy the Unclean

You enter the General's office to see a horrific being sitting in what was once the General's chair. She stands up to confront you and reveals that she is, like... twelve feet tall. Luckily, the General was thirteen feet tall, so the ceilings in here are really high. "You people," says Daisy, in a low voice, "you have no idea what delights there are to be found if only you know where to look." The stench of her breath is atrocious, even from all the way across the room and eleven feet and three inches up.

"Your mother is worried about you, Daisy," you say, trying to calm her down, though you're basically 100% certain that it isn't going to work. "Think about her. Your own flesh and blood, Daisy. What would she think of this?"

"Mother... Flesh and... blood. Mother's... milk. Milk. Milk blood milk. Milk milk blood blood milk milk MILK BLOOD MILK MILK MILK BLOOD MILK BLOOD..."

"Okay, okay," you interrupt, "this is clearly going nowhere good. Let's get it over with."

Hit Message(s):

not known

Critical Hit Message:

not known

Miss Message(s):

not known

Fumble Message:

not known

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After Combat

You acquire an item: Daisy's unclean bloomers (% chance)*

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Occurs at Investigating a Plaintive Telegram.

Notes

• Each round of combat, Daisy will give you 1 adventure of the effect Milk is Blood is Milk, which increasingly lowers your stats.