Decent white shark
{{battle|text=This white shark is pretty good, I guess. I mean, it's nothing to write home about. Sure, it's got several rows of serrated, nearly-razor-sharp teeth, and it's got those somewhat creepy black eyes -- I guess it's kind of a soulless killing machine. It's moderately terrifying.
Although, when you think about it, a shark that's suffering from a crippling inferiority complex is only going to try harder to prove itself.
|hit=It does a pretty decent job of biting you.Argh! Eek! Ouch! Ooh! Ugh! Ow! Ow! Oof! Eek! Ouch!
It half-severs your arm. Not a great attack, but it does the trick.Oof! Eek! Ooh! Argh! Oof! Ugh! Ooh! Ow! Eek! Ooh!
It decides to prove that it's just as terrifying as a great white shark. You have to agree that the series of bites it gives you is just as painful as a great white shark's bite.Ouch! Ouch! Oof! Oof! Argh! Eek! Ouch! Ow! Argh! Eek!
Occurs at The Briniest Deepests.
