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You step through the arched entrance to the hedge maze, and are faced with the classic maze choice. Do you go left, or do you go right? It's a question as old as mazes.
Frank says "Stick to the left and everything will be all right."
| Do what Frank says |
You hug the left wall for a while, and move slightly deeper into the maze. A little chunk of the hedge breaks off in your hand.
 | You acquire an item: topiary nugglet |
Frank says "Good choice there, Boss. Slow and steady wins the maze."
- Leads to One Small Step For Adventurer
| Do the opposite |
Frank gasps as you ignore his advice and head down the right path.
Then he gasps again as he sees the pages of an extremely niche adult magazine that are scattered among the bushes.
 | You lose (90% of max) hit points. (sleaze damage) |
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Then he gasps again as a sudden decrease in air pressure and temperature shrouds the entire corridor in snow.
| You lose (90% of max) hit points. (cold damage) |
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Then he gasps again because of the stench of the nasty gas being exuded from the bushes in this part of the maze.
| You lose (90% of max) hit points. (stench damage) |
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Then he gasps again, as skeletal hands burst out of the ground of the corridor and grasp at you, their joints popping and cracking horrifically.
| You lose (90% of max) hit points. (spooky damage) |
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Then he gasps again, this because of the fire that suddenly sweeps through the corridor.
| You lose (90% of max) hit points. (hot damage) |
"You're lucky you survived that, Chief," says Frank. "Maybe listen to me next time, eh?"
- Leads to Pooling Your Resources
Occurs at The Hedge Maze.
