7 High

7 High

You open a door in the frat house and find that it's full of half-naked sorority orcs. "Tee-hee!" One of them says. "We're having a slumber party! We're playing strip poker and then we're going to have a pillow fight! Want to join us?"

You roll your eyes and back slowly toward the door, pocketing one of the orc's shirts as you do. Because hey, free shirt.

You acquire an item: loathing eagle baby-doll shirt

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Occurs at Orcish Frat House (in disguise).

Notes

• This adventure will only occur for female characters.
• Adventure will not occur unless you have the Torso Awaregness skill.

References

• The name of this adventure refers to the lowest possible hand in strip poker (or, for that matter, all forms of poker): 2, 3, 4, 5, 7.
• The phrase, "Because hey, free shirt" is based on a quote from Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey: "If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy."