8-Bit Realm (Retired)

This content has been retired and is no longer available in game.

The 8-Bit Realm was found in the The Distant Woods, it was reached via The Inexplicable Door. The pixellated monsters here all have 15 HP and don't drop any meat, though they are rich in pixels; each can drop up to three of them. Pixels can be brought to the crackpot mystic for him to craft with. A primary stat of 20 is suggested. If your main stat isn't high enough, you'll see the following message:

8-Bit Realm
8-Bit Realm
Zone Num	73
Location	The Distant Woods
Unlocks	equipping a continuum transfunctioner
Recom Stat	20
Combat %	100
ML	20 - 25
Terrain	outdoor
Special Adventures
Lucky	Some Bricks Do, In Fact, Hang in the Air
Turtle	Blue Monday
Bad Moon	Getting Hammered
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You try to open the inexplicable door, but can't seem to muster up the strength and/or wisdom and/or panache to do so.

You wander off in search of more appropriate things to do.

(It is recommended that you have at least 20 <mainstat> to adventure here.)

When attempting to visit with the continuum transfunctioner unequipped (via Last Adventure):

You shouldn't be here.

Combat Adventures

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Blooper -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: white pixel, white pixel, white pixel Meat Drop: 8-12 Monster Level: 25 • Substat Gain: 6.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 35 Monster Defense: 22 Hit Points: 15 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: None

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Bullet Bill -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: black pixel, black pixel, black pixel Meat Drop: 8-12 Monster Level: 25 • Substat Gain: 6.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 35 Monster Defense: 22 Hit Points: 15 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: None

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Buzzy Beetle -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: black pixel, red pixel, white pixel Meat Drop: 8-12 Monster Level: 20 • Substat Gain: 5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 30 Monster Defense: 18 Hit Points: 15 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: None Note: Only appears on even-numbered ascensions. On odd-numbered ascensions, you encounter Goombas instead.

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Goomba -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: black pixel, red pixel, white pixel Meat Drop: 8-12 Monster Level: 20 • Substat Gain: 5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 30 Monster Defense: 18 Hit Points: 15 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: None Note: Only appears on odd-numbered ascensions. On even-numbered ascensions, you encounter Buzzy Beetles in their place.

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Keese -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: blue pixel, blue pixel, blue pixel Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 25 • Substat Gain: 6.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 35 Monster Defense: 22 Hit Points: 15 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: None

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Koopa Troopa -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: black pixel, green pixel, white pixel Meat Drop: 8-12 Monster Level: 20 • Substat Gain: 5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 30 Monster Defense: 18 Hit Points: 15 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: None

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Octorok -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: red pixel, red pixel, red pixel Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 25 • Substat Gain: 6.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 35 Monster Defense: 22 Hit Points: 15 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: None

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Tektite -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: black pixel, blue pixel, white pixel Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 20 • Substat Gain: 5 • Moxie for No Hit*: 30 Monster Defense: 18 Hit Points: 15 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: None

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Zol -- (edit metadata)
	Item Drops: green pixel, green pixel, green pixel Meat Drop: None Monster Level: 25 • Substat Gain: 6.25 • Moxie for No Hit*: 35 Monster Defense: 22 Hit Points: 15 Initiative: 60 Elemental Alignment: None

Non-combat Adventures

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Some Bricks Do, In Fact, Hang in the Air
	Item Drops: fire flower Note: This adventure is triggered whenever you adventure here while feeling Lucky!.

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Blue Monday
	Item Drops: blue shell Note: A Turtle Taming adventure (Turtle Tamer only).

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Getting Hammered
	Effects: Midgetized (10 turns) Note: Bad Moon only.

History

• This area was retired on January 20, 2023. It was expanded into The 8-Bit Realm with its monsters distributed amongst 4 new zones.

References

• The monsters here all originate from games (more specifically, Super Mario Bros. and The Legend of Zelda) for the 8-bit video game console, the NES.
• The Inexplicable Door's name itself refers to earlier (mostly 8-bit) games that had a door outdoors that you had to enter to complete the level. These doors weren't attached to any building, and were thus inexplicable.
• The fact that you encounter Buzzy Beetles instead of Goombas after you ascend is a reference to the fact that, after beating Super Mario Brothers, you play a harder set of stages where all the goombas turn into buzzy beetles.