A Frat Boy
A Frat Boy is located in the 2016 incarnation of Crimbo Town.
- Before aligning your Nose Chakra:
At first glance, this frat boy appears to be sitting in quiet meditation. However, as you get closer, you can see the cords hanging from his earbuds, and hear a faint snatch of nu-metal, and see him nodding his head faintly in time to the beat. Maybe it's best to just leave him alone with his sounds for now.
- Before aligning your Hat Chakra:
"Hey, brah!" the frat boy says, offering you a fist-bump. "I'm Chaz, and I'm like totes gonna blow your mind with this chakra shiz. You ready for this?"
"Sure, I guess. So what's the sixth chakra?"
Chaz gives you a knowing wink and taps the visor of his baseball cap.
"...Forehead?" you ask. "Oh, you mean like 'third eye', something like that?"
"Nah, brah! Nah! It's Hat, dogg!"
"...Hat. The last chakra is the Hat chakra? Are you serious?"
"Real talk, dogg!" he says. "Look, your hat is how you present yourself to the universe, right? It's the, like, culmination of your social persona! The kind of hat you wear and the way you wear it, that says more about you than any other thing -- or anyway, about the 'you' that you want others to see."
"Hmm..."
"Look, right, I'm wearing my cap forward. I look like a regular dude. But I turn it forty-five degrees to the right--" (he demonstrates) "--and now what do you see? You see a dude who's ready to par-tay! Like out of control, brah! That tiny change in the turn of my hat creates a massive change in your mental model of me! That's the power of perception, presentation, and nonverbal communication! Hat chakra, yo!"
"Oookay," you say. "All right, I'll buy that... I guess.""Then rock out that meditation, brah! Yeah!"
- Subsequent visits (before aligning your Hat):
"Hey brah! You finish getting your chakras sorted, dogg?"
"Not yet," you say. "I'm still working on it... dogg."
"Aight, brah! Keep it real!"
- After aligning your Hat Chakra:
"Hey, Chaz!" you say. "I did it!"
"Brah! I can so totally tell, dogg! Dude you are practically, like, glowing and shiz. And that is one sweet-ass hat, brah!"
"Hell yeah dogg," you say, and the two of you exchange another fist-bump. "So what do I do now?"
Chaz shrugs. "Beats me, brah, I'm just here for the Hat chakra deal. Talk to that Tammy chick, I guess?"
