A Good Cause
You wander into a dorm room in the frat house. Since most of the orcish frat boys are off training for war, the frat house is mostly empty; but this dorm room is full of sorority orcs. They all look like they're wearing their boyfriends' shirts -- all of their shirts are too big, they all advertise crappy bands, and they all cover far more skin than a sorority orc usually likes to have covered.
"Hey ladies, what happened to your shirts?" you ask.
"We donated them to the war effort?" one answers. "The rubber bands that hold them together can be recycled into the hoses for more beer bongs? We all have to do our part?!"
"But what about the shirts you're wearing?" you ask. "Couldn't the cotton be used to make wicks for sake bombs?"
"Hey, you're right!"
In the interest of good taste, we won't describe what happens next, but it's definitely moxious.
| You gain 80 Roguishness. |
Occurs at the Orcish Frat House (Verge of War)
