A Hare-Raising Tale
As you plant your sapling, you see a cute little bunny rabbit hopping through the forest nearby. As you watch, it scoops up a field mouse and bops it on the head.
"Hey, bunny!" you say. "I don't want to see you scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head!"
The bunny glares at you, nose twitching. "Well, I suppose you know all about the long and bloody history of the war between the rabbits and the field mice," it says, rolling its eyes. "I guess you're just the absolute moral authority on rabbit/field mice relations! These field mice killed my entire family, and they didn't do it quickly. The things I've seen... I'll be damned if I'm going to let some human tell me not to bop them on the head!
"Ah, sorry," you say. "In that case, let me help you." You spend a couple of minutes scooping up the field mice and bopping them on the head. It's surprisingly satisfying.
| You gain 5 Roguishness. |
Occurs at The Arrrboretum on Arrrbor Day.
References
- The situation in this adventure is a reference to "Little Bunny Foo Foo".
