A Ho-ho-ho No-no-no
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As you approach the Grimacite toy factory, you see that all of the windows have been boarded up, and that there are festive red and green radiation hazard symbols all over the place. An elf in a biohazard suit accosts you.
"Hail, adventurer!" she says. "I am known as Staceydriel Rentacop, and it is my sworn duty to stop you from entering the factory. There are still dangerously high levels of background radiation, and there are still plenty of mutant elves running around. Would that more adventurers had taken the time to cure my brethren!"
"Wait, so you mean all that time I was in there taking out mutant elves to help the penguins take over Crimbo, I was getting exposed to dangerous levels of radiation?"
"WHAT?" Staceydriel reaches for her red-and-white-striped nightstick (unless that's a really big candy cane. Or she's happy to see you).
"Um, nevermind. Hey, look, it's George Carlin riding a motorbike and juggling tacos! I'd better go investigate." You clear out before you have to start singing that holiday classic, "All I Want for Crimbo Is A Blood Transfusion."
Occurred at The Atomic Crimbo Toy Factory on and after December 25, 2008, closing the area to adventuring.
Notes
- This result does not actually cost an adventure.
