A Massage with a Message
The Knob Goblin Madam salutes when she sees your uniform. "Here for your daily treatment, soldier?" she asks.
"Uh . . . sure." you say. She leads you back behind a curtain, where there's a harem girl standing next to a low table. She motions for you to lie down.
Then she rubs your neck and shoulders while she tells you a really interesting story. She brings the characters to life so vividly that you can't help but desperately hope things will turn out all right for them.
Fortunately, at the end of the massage, you find out the prince and princess get married and live happily ever after.
You feel your body has been refreshed by the massage, and your soul is refreshed by the happy ending.
| You gain 25 Magicalness. |
| You gain 25 Strengthliness. |
| You gain 25 Smarm. |
Occurs at Cobb's Knob Harem, in the Knob Goblin Elite Guard Uniform, once per day.
References
- A "massage with a happy ending" usually means a massage that has nothing to do with rubbing your neck and shoulders, and a happy ending that has nothing to do with telling a story.
