A Pertinent Imp
You hear sobs coming from behind a door, and open it to find what is possibly the world's filthiest bathroom. There's a female imp curled up in the corner, crying. You're emotionally moved by the scene -- you're sad because she sounds so heartbroken, and you're a little off-put because she's crying tears of blood.
"Uh, what's wrong?" you ask.
"Oh," she says, sniffling, "it's my boyfriend, Stinkface. You know, the lead singer of Infernal Rackets? I found out that The Goat Cheese Occurence wanted him to trade me for a pillow!"
"Wow, that's pretty terrible," you say.
"I know," she says, eyes shining, "can you imagine touring with the Goat Cheese Occurence? It would have been awesome! But he just turned them down. He was all, 'Stinkface, the vocalist, does not crave things that are soft.' And he knows I hate it when he talks about himself in the third person."
The imp sighs, and wipes away her bloody tears. "Oh, well. At least the Goat Cheese Occurence guy gave me the pillow he was going to trade. Want it?
You accept the pillow and leave the bathroom, marveling at the crazy lives of rock bands and their band aids.
 | You acquire an item: comfy pillow |
Occurs at Infernal Rackets Backstage.
