A Pile of Martial Arts Magazines
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Contains random martial arts advice. The text follows the template:
- You flip through the magazines until you find a piece of useful martial arts advice:
- One of:
- Knee strike a bamboo field every decade until you can explode unharmed.
- Before you grab your opponent, be sure to deflate your lungs, so you don't twist your bowels.
- He who does not chokeslam carefully, screams noisily.
- If someone asks you to karate chop their buttoncks, you should probably refuse.
- If you are going to grab your opponent in the buttoncks, you must do it foolishly.
- Imagine that your heart is a tiger, and suplex noisily.
- Meditate on this: a tiger is not a toucan, and a side of beef is not a ear of corn.
- The three most dangerous places to uppercut someone are the fist, the heart, and Wales.
- Try to emulate the crow -- it walks loudly, but escapes slowly.
- Watch your opponent's colon. That's how you'll know when they're about to cry.
Occurs at The Snojo.
