A Stitch in Time
You shove The Inquisitor backwards onto his desk, scattering the encyclopedias and little white cards. "Enough riddles!" you growl. "Tell me your fragment of the Jokester's secret code! And it better not be in the form of a question!"
"No way!" he protests. "My life would be in jeopardy! It doesn't take a genius to know what he'd do to me if I talk!"
"Can you guess what I'll do to you if you don't?"
"Well, you don't kill people, I know that much!"
| "That's right. What do I do instead?" |
"Well, you invent horrible ironic tortures that make them wish they were dead... Ooh... All right, all right, I'll tell you! It's the number of Egyptian deities that judged whether Horus or Set would inherit ow! Ow! Nine! It's nine, okay?"
You tie the Inquisitor to his chair for the police to collect later, and confiscate a very convincing-looking Fabergé Egg replica you find in his desk.
(DwayneCo funds increased by 1 billion dollars)
Occurs at Trivial Pursuits, LLC after beating The Inquisitor.
