A Totally Organic Experience
You wander through the hippy camp, dodging yurts and holding your nose. You see a bunch of female hippies working on a small patch of vegetables.
"Hey," you say. "Are you guys doing a Victory Garden, to conserve food during the war effort?"
"A what, man?" one replies. "We grow all our food organically. Do you have any idea what horrible things big, commercial farmers do to vegetables, man? We grow everything naturally, using nothing but pure ferret excrement for fertilizer, and nothing but our tears for the dying trees for water."
"Sounds, uh, tasty," you say. Nothing like salt water to make vegetables grow, after all. You quickly conjure up a wave of pesticide and chemically purified water to wash over the field, then walk away whistling.
| You gain 80 Wizardliness. |
Occurs at The Hippy Camp (Verge of War), undisguised.
References
- Victory gardens were popular in the US, Canada, and United Kingdom during World Wars I and II. The expression was later used as the title of a PBS gardening show.
