A butt tuba

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a butt tuba
a butt tuba

Look, the fewer questions you ask about this, the happier you'll be. Just wash off the mouthpiece before you play it, okay?

Type: ranged weapon (2-handed horn)
Damage: 15 - 29
Moxie Required: 57
Selling Price: 50 Meat.

+15 Sleaze Damage


(In-game plural: butt tubas)
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Item number: 3857
Description ID: 156866094
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Obtained From

Inside the Palindome
Bob Racecar

Messages

You play an impromptu tuba solo. <It> doesn't appreciate your artistic expression, and suffers X damage. BOOF! KERBLAM! BOOF!
You play some heavy metal on your tuba. Get it? Heavy metal? 'Cause the tuba's heavy and made of metal? Ah, forget it. You do X damage. BONK! KERBLAM! BARF!
You play a little oom-pah, oom-pah on your a butt tuba, doing X damage. Man, what's that smell? WHAMMO! BARF! BOINK!
You play an extremely low note on your tuba. It sounds exactly the way the mouthpiece smells, and does X damage. ZAP! WHAMMO! SOCKO!

References

  • The "extremely low note" is referencing the brown note and its consequences.
  • "a butt tuba" is a palindrome, along with just about everything in The Palindome.

See Also

Collection

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