Alice's Army Dervish
Alice's Army Dervish
Name:Mary "Go 'Round" Brokedown
Age: 18
Suit: ClubMary Brokedown graduated from Wonderland High School as the only card to letter in Wrestling, Martial Arts, and Ballet. After her senior recital, which caused eleven casualties and several thousand dollars in property damage, the whirling juggernaut was recruited into Alice's Army. If you see her go en pointe, make sure to give her a wide berth. Er, not to be confused, of course, with Wide Bertha, one of her classmates.
The only thing that can stop Brokedown when she's in the zone is her crippling delusion that she's slowly turning into a bird. Specifically, a lesbian bird with blood-red eyes. Yeah, we don't get it, either.
Selling Price: 15 Meat.
(In-game plural: Alice's Army Dervishes)
Obtained From
- Items
- Pack of Alice's Army Cards (0-1)
See also
References
- The line in the description about "turning into a lesbian bird with blood-red eyes" is a reference to the 2010 film Black Swan.
- The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down is a song that is best known as the Looney Tunes theme song.
Collection
- 🥇: Fronobulax (#215957) - 159
- 🥈: Pastahead (#486552) - 124
- 🥉: Darkling (#1687415) - 100
- #4: guubear (#1569016) - 60
- #5: Ninja Karl (#513779) - 50
- #6: queenoftheNAUGHTiez (#1858309) - 48
- #7: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 42
- #8: Lungbutter (#1952232), Oldsfrk (#257861) - 32
- #10: Bobje Ratata (#652096) - 27
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