Alice's Army Hammerman
Alice's Army Hammerman
Name:Jack "Hammer" Thyme
Age: 23
Suit: ClubWhen a sword is too sharp and a spear is too subtle, only the venerable battle hammer will do. Such was the lesson young Jack Thyme learned when he first picked up a hammer and felt like it was an extension of -- well, not of his fists, exactly, but let's not delve too deeply into the particulars. Suffice to say, Jack was born to hammer.
His first attempt to join Alice's Army failed, though, because he chose a ball-peen hammer, and his fellow recruits were too busy sniggering about "balls" and "peen" to take him seriously. He considered quitting, but decided he was too legitimate to do so. So he switched to the sledgehammer, and let there be no doubt about it: you can't touch this. Er, 'this,' of course, being Jack's hammering skills. Proper.
Selling Price: 10 Meat.
(In-game plural: Alice's Army Hammermen)
Obtained From
- Items
- Pack of Alice's Army Cards (0-1)
References
- MC Hammer is all over this item.
- His single "U Can't Touch This" introduced the phrase "Hammertime".
- "Hammertime" was used as the title of the Reality TV series about him.
- Too Legit to Quit is the title of his fourth album.
- Peter Gabriel's single "Sledgehammer" contains the line "let there be no doubt about it."
- Captain Hammer is the nominal superhero of the short film Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog who referred to his penis as a hammer.
See also
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