All Alone in My White Boy Pain
You exit the frat house and go out to the backyard, where the frat boys have set up some kind of kegger/war rally. There's a stage at one end with a couple of guitars on stands, a drum kit, and (of course) turntables. A banner that reads "Give Us Something to Break!" stretches across the back of the stage. A heavy-set frat boy in a toga paces back and forth on the stage, shouting into a microphone.
"Fellow frat brothers!" he shouts. "We've become so numb that we can't feel the growing hippy threat to our peaceful frathouse! They've got us crawling in our skin, and these wounds, they will not heal until we have beat the crap out of these pansy-ass hippies! Let us rise as one and say this time, we're gonna stand up and shout! I say to those hippies, 'we're gonna do things my way! It's my way! My way or the highway!"
He pauses, wipes sweat from his brow, and continues. "Now, my frat brothers, let us find something to break! It really doesn't matter what it is, as long as it's something that's breakable! Focus your white-boy angst on inanimate objects, and let that angst grow, bra!"
You spend a few minutes beating the crap out of a nearby lawn chair. You feel a little stronger for the exercise.
| You gain 100 Fortitude. |
Occurs at the Orcish Frat House (Verge of War) with either Frat Boy Ensemble or Frat Warrior Fatigues.
References
- Various lines reference lyrics from Limp Bizkit and Linkin Park songs and the general scene is one of a "nu-metal" style concert. The heavy-set frat boy is most likely a reference to Fred Durst.
- "All Alone In My White Boy Pain" is a lyric from the Ben Folds song, 'Rockin' The Suburbs'. The song also contains the line "Give me something I can break", also referenced in this adventure.
