Amorphous blob (monster)

Amorphous blob
Monster ID	2032
Locations	using an amorphous blob
Hit Points	Scales
Attack	Scales
Defense	Scales with player stats
Initiative	0
Meat	None
Phylum	slime
Elements	None
Resistance	?
Monster Parts	O, X
Drops	giant X, giant O
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting an amorphous blob

Well, you read the item description, right?

Okay well, just in case -- this is a giant blob of wet Xs and Os that you bought for some reason. And now it's angry and attacking you, so don't you feel foolish?

Hit Message(s):

The blob whips an X at you like a boomerang. Well, actually it hit you on the first pass, so it's hard to tell if it was really like a boomerang or just a thing it threw at you. Ow! Ouch! Eek! Ugh! Argh!

The blob knocks a pair of Xs into your eyes. Ooh! Oof! Argh! Ow! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

The blob gets an O around your neck and strangles you mercilessly! Oof! Oof! Argh! Ugh! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

The blob tries to hit you, but you jump through an O.

The blob frisbees an O at you, but misses and it gets stuck on the roof. :(

The blob tries to attack you, but gets ones of its Os caught on a tree root or something.

Fumble Message:

The blob spends a round just sort of jiggling. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: giant X (100% chance)*

You acquire an item: giant O (100% chance)*

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Occurs when using an amorphous blob.

Notes

• Immune to stuns and staggers.
• Deals damage each turn equal to approximately a quarter of your maximum health, with one of the following messages:

The blob slams into you like a whole herd of giant OXen.

The blob slams into you with the force of a freight train full of giant Xs and Os.

The horrible blob roars and rears up, them slams down on you. The nice round Os do not really balance out the pointy Xs in terms of discomfort.

Familiars do not prevent or absorb this extra damage.

• On loss, returns some Xs and Os:

The blob leaves a trail of Xs and Os as it slinks off.

You acquire 91 Xes

You acquire 90 Os