An Interesting Choice
As you're negotiating one of the paths through the Spooky Forest, you encounter a vampire. He doesn't seem to have noticed you -- how would you like to proceed?
| Interview the Vampire |
You pull out your notepad and your tape recorder, and conduct a lengthy interview with this Aristocrat of the Night. You manage to make him sound pretty good, despite his horrible speech impediment and that story about eating the rats that he insisted on bringing up over and over again.
| You gain 5-10 Smarm. |
| Interrogate the Vampire |
You bum rush the vampire and hold him up against a tree while you ask him a series of questions. You're so intimidating that he seems to forget about his fangs, or the fact that he could easily transform into a mist and escape your clutches.
Your mad intimidation skills make you feel big and tough.
| You gain 5-10 Muscleboundness. |
| Inter the Vampire |
You charge at the vampire. Like a rhino, not like with a credit card. But not like the rhino in that joke about the rhino and the credit card.
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- Occurs at The Spooky Forest as a result of choosing "Go further upstream" in Consciousness of a Stream.
- See also: spooky forest table.
Notes
- Was added on April 11, 2006 along with some other Spooky Forest content.
- After the August 24, 2010 update, this only occurs as part of Consciousness of a Stream.
References
- The first option refers to the book Interview with the Vampire.
- The text for "Inter the vampire" refers to the following old joke:
- Q: How do you keep a rhinoceros from charging?
- A: Take away his credit card.
