Ancestral Spookyraven portrait
| Ancestral Spookyraven portrait | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1554 |
| Locations | The Haunted Storage Room |
| Hit Points | 75 |
| Attack | 81 |
| Defense | 82 |
| Initiative | 25 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | construct |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | canvas, frame |
| Drops | ancient oil painting of yourself, painting of a glass of wine, ornate picture frame |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting a portrait of Great Aunt Josephine SpookyravenA portrait of some ancient, perpetually constipated member of the nobility regards you with disdain as you pass. The eyes almost seem to follow you...no, wait, they're definitely following you. And (s)he definitely just made an obscene gesture at you when (s)he thought your back was turned.
Hit Message(s):
He delivers a series of withering insults, heaping the scorn of generations upon you. Eek! Ooh!
He frames you in the <elbow>, and also for a crime you didn't commit. Oof! Eek!
He rocks the picture frame until one of its heavy gilded corners puts a dent in your eye. Ouch! Ouch!
He shakes the picture frame so hard that a nearby candelabra falls over, whacking you on right in the shins on the way down. Eek! Ouch!
He sticks an oil-painted hand out of the frame and smacks you with it. Man, this isn't going to get any less weird. Ugh! Argh!
He tells you unsavory details about your family tree, hurting your feelings. Ugh! Ooh!
He shakes the picture frame so hard that it comes loose from the wall, smashing your toes as it lands. Then He berates you haughtily until you hang the portrait back on the wall. Oof! Argh!
She tries to hit you with the picture frame, but you freeze the frame.
She tries to frame you in the <elbow>, but you have an alibi.
She tries to tell you unsavory details about your family tree, but you're not interested.
She tries to smack you, but can't get her hand past the frame.
She shakes the picture frame, but you point out it's not a Polaroid picture, and it stops shaking.
She delivers a series of withering insults, but the language is so archaic it's actually kind of charming.
You get sick of her constant haranguing and turn the picture to face the wall for a few minutes. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: ancient oil painting of yourself (5% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: painting of a glass of wine (15% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: ornate picture frame (15% chance)* |
| You gain ? <substat>. |
Occurs at The Haunted Storage Room.
Notes
- The monster's name is randomized according to this template.
- There are two images for the monster, a man and a woman, depending on whether the name is male or female:
- The ancient oil painting of yourself cannot be forced to drop with Yellow Rays.
