Ancient insane monk
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| Ancient insane monk | |
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| Monster ID | 534 |
| Locations | The Haiku Dungeon |
| Hit Points | 6 |
| Attack | 4 |
| Defense | 3 |
| No-Hit | 14 |
| Initiative | 50 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | dude |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | None |
| Monster Parts | head, arm, leg, torso |
| Drops | Bash-Ōs cereal, bottle of sake |
| Quest | haiku challenge map |
| Pickpocket | little round pebble |
| Manuel | Fu Manchu Wax |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
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This room is the home of an ancient insane monk, and you're trespassing. | |
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or This studious monkwent nuts from contemplating too many koans. | ||
Hit Message(s):
| Spring near a still pond is nothing like this moment. Your kidney gets stabbed. |
| He stops, meditates. The sound of one hand smacking you in the <head>. |
| Are you the Buddha? You must be, because this monk's killing you. |
| Herons by a lake cannot prevent this attack man, your elbow hurts. |
| He swings, he misses. In the distance, crickets chirp. He walks off, pouting. |
| Herons by a lake lilies in a limpid pool (his attack just failed.) |
| All his attacks fail like a n00bish grasshopper he has much to learn. |
| "I'm not the buddha!" The monk listens, considers, doesn't attack you. |
| Spring near a still pond is somewhat like this moment: Neither one hurts you. |
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| (15% chance*) |
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| (25% chance*) |
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Occurs at The Haiku Dungeon.
Notes
- Using Pickpocket on this monster may yield a little round pebble from about 55% of pickpocket attempts.
References
- The haiku:
| "I'm not the buddha!" The monk listens, considers, doesn't attack you. |
refers to the Buddhist saying "If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him."
