Angry tourist

Angry tourist
Monster ID	1758
Locations	Barf Mountain
Hit Points	100
Attack	100
Defense	100
Initiative	0
Meat	200-300
Phylum	dude
Elements	stench
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	arm, head, leg, torso
Drops	cheap sunglasses, expensive camera, How to Avoid Scams
Manuel	garbage juice slurpee
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting an angry tourist

You tap a fellow on the shoulder to ask him if this is the back of the line. He turns around, and two things happen: The first is that he turns around and hits you, and the second is that his breath hits you. It's the breath of a man who has been eating nothing but cotton candy and deep-fried cheese for weeks, and hasn't had a chance to brush his teeth.

No wonder he's in a bad mood. How long has this guy been waiting?

Hit Message(s):

He kicks you in the <lower back> with a leg that has become extremely muscular, as a result of him standing up for weeks without rest and occasionally moving a half-step forward.

He offers you a few choice words about what he thinks of the customer service here. They aren't the words you would have chosen, though. Nor the smells. (stench damage)

Critical Hit Message:

He harangues you, and berates you, and castigates you, and now it feels like your face is melting off. (CRITICAL HIT!) (stench damage)

Miss Message(s):

He says some mean things to you, but with two fingers up your nose and one in each ear, you're basically immune.

He tries to kick you in the <lower back>, but is a bit stiff from standing in one place for so long.

Fumble Message:

He gets a whiff of his own breath and is momentarily stunned. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You gain 200-300 Meat (average: 250, stdev: 20.82)*

You acquire an item: cheap sunglasses (5% chance)*

You acquire an item: expensive camera (15% chance)*

You acquire an item: How to Avoid Scams (20% chance)*

With full Manuel entries:

You acquire an item: garbage juice slurpee (10% chance)*

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Occurs at Barf Mountain.