Animated nightstand (White)

Animated nightstand
Monster ID	406
Locations	The Haunted Bedroom (OLD)
Hit Points	180
Attack	159
Defense	153
No-Hit	169
Initiative	40
Meat	None
Phylum	construct
Elements	None
Resistance	None
Monster Parts	drawer, handle, leg, top
Drops	grouchy restless spirit
Manuel Entry
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 You're fighting an animated nightstand

As you walk into the Haunted Bedroom, you accidentally stub your toe on the leg of a simple wooden nightstand. This accident apparently angers a nearby restless spirit, who possesses the nightstand, causing it to rise up into the air and careen toward you. En garde!

Hit Message(s):

The nightstand slides across the floor toward you at high speed, causing you to passively stub your toe. Ow! Argh! Eek! Ugh! Eek! Ow! Ugh!

The nighstand hits you with all four of its legs at the same time. It's got a kick like an entire mule. Ow! Oof! Argh! Ooh! Ooh! Oof!

One of the drawers pops out and hits you in the <nipple>. Ouch! Eek! Oof! Argh! Eek! Ugh!

Critical Hit Message:

The nightstand rubs its unfinished back against you, giving you splinters in your <nipple>, <nipple>, and <nipple>. Oof! Ow! Ow! Argh! Ooh! Ow!

Miss Message(s):

The nightstand slides across the floor toward you, but you leap onto the top of another nightstand and avoid the collision.

The nightstand tries to hit you with its legs, but your slip between them. It's not as sexy as it sounds, believe me.

It tries to hit you with a drawer, but the drawer slides off of the track. Stupid cheap Swedish nightstand.

Fumble Message:

The nightstand slides across the floor toward you at high speed, but trips over a carpet and falls drawers-first on the floor. Fragments of particle-board fly everywhere. (FUMBLE!)

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After Combat

You acquire an item: grouchy restless spirit (80.5% (probably) chance)*

You gain 39-40 <substat>.

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Occurred in The Haunted Bedroom (OLD).

References

• One of the miss messages, "Stupid cheap Swedish nightstand" refers to the pre-fabricated furniture made by Ikea.