Apathetic Tyrannosaurus
| Apathetic Tyrannosaurus | |
|---|---|
| Monster ID | 1959 |
| Locations | Adventure Way Back in Time |
| Hit Points | 75% of Monster Defense |
| Attack | Player's Moxie+3 |
| Defense | Player's Muscle+3 |
| Initiative | 0 |
| Meat | None |
| Phylum | beast |
| Elements | None |
| Resistance | 60% physical, 50% elemental |
| Monster Parts | head, leg, tail, tiny arm, torso |
| Drops | compounded experience, time residue |
| Manuel Entry | |
| refreshedit data | |
You're fighting an Apathetic TyrannosaurusIt's frankly amazing that these guys evolved into the lizardmen we know today. You wouldn't think they'd even have bothered. "Ugh, meteors, survival of the species, whatever."
Hit Message(s):
It slooooowly leans over far enough to claw you with one of its little arms. I guess you let it happen because its apathy is contagious. Eek! Oof! Ooh!
The tyrannosaurus lifts up one massive leg, and stomps you before you can get to shelter in the nearby log cabin. Ugh! Ouch! Oof!
The tyrannosaurus gets tired of standing and sits down. On you. Ugh! Ooh! Oof!
It sighs and chomps you with its gigantic toothy maw. Like, it basically bites your entire body off. (CRITICAL HIT!) Oof! Ooh! Ooh!
The tyrannosaurus makes a half-hearted attempt to claw you with one of its little arms. Of course, it can't reach you, so it gives up immediately.
It lifts up one leg to stomp you, and then just holds it up in the air forever, apparently unable to bother to put it back down again.
It lays down for a nap, and then stands up again, grumbling, when it becomes clear you aren't going to go away.
It makes an 'ugh' noise and looks around, bored. (FUMBLE!)
 | You acquire an item: compounded experience (100% chance)* |
 | You acquire an item: time residue (?% chance)* |
Occurs at Adventure Way Back in Time.
Notes
- Immune to insta-kills.
References
- The "lifts up one leg" hit and miss messages refer to Dinosaur Comics.
