| Skill |
Additional Result |
Effect |
Usage notes
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| Seal Clubber
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| Seal Clubbing Frenzy (skill) |
You reflect on that one time you clubbed a wet stuffed seal in the shower. |
+50% Combat Initiative
Moxie +10 |
Gain both Seal Clubbing Frenzy (effect) and Slippery as a Seal with every skill cast.
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| Lunging Thrust-Smack |
Your foe is distracted as they try and read one of the shower thoughts strapped to your arm. |
Staggers for 1 turn. |
Only on the first cast per combat.
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| Northern Explosion |
Harnessing the frigid early morning shower water of the far north, your first northern explosion blasts your foe clear out of all their gear. |
Insta-kill, Yellow Ray. |
Effect only triggers on the first cast per day. Does not give turns of Everything Looks Yellow. Costs an adventure.
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| Turtle Tamer
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| Patience of the Tortoise (skill) |
You also contemplate that one time you saw a tortoise in your shower. You feel even stronger, mentally and physically. |
Muscle +10
Regenerate 10-20 MP per Adventure |
Gain both Patience of the Tortoise (effect) and Strength of the Tortoise with every skill cast.
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| Shieldbutt |
As you ready your April Shower Thoughts shield, you read the latest entry. Enlightening! | You acquire an effect: ... something
(duration: 5 Adventures)[[Data:{{{effect}}}]] |
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5 Adventures of a random effect. |
Every 5 casts.
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| Empathy of the Newt |
You stamp your (totem) against the ground and call upon the Turtle Spirits to make with the empathy for yourself. |
+8 to Familiar Weight |
Replaces Empathy with Thoughtful Empathy for every cast, for the same duration you normally would get. It's possible to get both effects simultaneously by casting once with the shield equipped, and once without.
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| Pastamancer
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| Manicotti Meditation |
The universe also rearranges itself so that the meat flows more smoothly through the interconnected pasta tubes of the world. |
+30% Meat from Monsters
Mysticality +10 |
Gain both Pasta Oneness and Tubes of Universal Meat with every skill cast.
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| Lasagna Bandages |
Out of Combat: You call forth bandages of lasagna. Then you hop in the shower and make sure your wounds are properly cleaned.
In combat: You call forth bandages of lasagna and apply them to your wounds. Then you wash them clean with shower water. |
Increases healing by 100% |
Healing is increased for every cast. Critical heals will still double the increased healing.
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| Leash of Linguini (skill) |
You tweak the leash with a technique you thought of in the shower. |
+5 Adventures of Leash of Linguini (effect) |
Every cast
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| Sauceror
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| Sauce Contemplation |
The cosmic sauce splashes all around you, lubricating your muscles and liberating your foe's items. |
+15% Item Drops from Monsters
Moxie +10 |
Gain both Saucemastery and Lubricating Sauce with every skill cast.
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| Wave of Sauce |
Some shower thoughts are caught up in the wave, which leaves him confused and distracted. | Monster defense reduced by 20-24 |
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Increases delevel by 150% |
Every cast
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| Simmer |
Then you remember the calming thought from your daily shower thought, which settles you down quickly. |
Free to cast (no longer costs an adventure) |
Only free on the first cast each day, subsequent casts cost an adventure as usual.
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| Disco Bandit
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| Disco Aerobics |
Your Disco state of Mind also elevates your mind over the matter of your physical form. |
Muscle +10
Regenerate 20-30 HP per Adventure |
Gain both Disco State of Mind (effect) and Disco over Matter with every skill cast.
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| Disco Nap |
Your strapped on shower thoughts calendar shield reminds you to take a quick shower which is cleansing and refreshing.
All charges used: You consider taking another shower, but you're probably clean and refreshed enough. |
Adds (100 - 20 * napsTakenToday) MP restore. |
First 5 uses per day.
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| Pickpocket with Sensitive Fingers |
You deftly slip your very clean fingers into your opponent's pocket and grab something. |
+10% Pickpocket Chance |
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| Accordion Thief
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| Moxie of the Mariachi |
You are also embraced by the spirit of the mariachi! |
+10% chance of Critical Hit
Mysticality +10 |
Gain both Mariachi Mood and Mariachi Moisture with every skill cast.
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| Accordion Bash |
Then you bash them with your April Shower Thoughts shield for extra measure. Two extra measures, actually. |
Stuns for 2 extra rounds |
Every cast (once per combat)
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| Pickpocket with Sticky Fingers (skill) |
While you're picking her pocket, they[sic]? notice your April Shower Thoughts shield, and offer your[sic] some meat for your thoughts. |
Extra Meat |
Only triggers on successful pickpocket. The meat gained is a third of the amount you get from Sticky fingers, rounded up.
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