Art Class (After School)

François Verte, Art Tea

Oh, fantastic. If I didn't get enough of you little Philistines during the day, now one comes by after school. Begone, please, I do not wish to help you draw your Pokeymans or whatever you call them, or your derivative illustrations based on comic books from Distant Lands. Oh, very well, I suppose, if it keeps you from rotting your brains with video games, I can attempt to teach you something. I don't hold out much hope that you'll produce something great, or even acceptable, but perhaps you'll benefit from my guidance. What have you brought with you? Let's see what we can make.

Item: (click for description)		Price:
giant eraser	4					Make
giant Faraday cage	8	2	2	1		Make
modeling claymore	6	2	4	2	2	Make
quasireligious sculpture	2	6	4	1		Make
sticky clay homunculus	4	2	2	1		Make

Make Item

(textbox) (checkbox) (as many as possible)

You have:
A eraser nubbins
B twisted pieces of wire
C angry inches
D cans of Mountain Stream Code Black Alert
E lumps of clay
F illegal firecrackers

Back to KoL High School

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Use of the items

	Item	Use
	Giant eraser	Free runaway (consumed on use).
	giant Faraday cage	Creates a Giant Faraday Cage at your campground.
	modeling claymore	When used, reduces the numbers of frats and hippies on the battlefield by ~31–40 each.
	quasireligious sculpture	Reduces the level of evil in each part of the Cyrpt by 4-5.
	sticky clay homunculus	Creates a copy of a monster.

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Notes

• Occurs as a choice in Saved by the Bell with the Greaser Lightnin' intrinsic.
• Having none of an item replaces the number with "no", and having just 1 results in the singular noun being used as opposed to the plural.
• Trying to purchase an item without enough items:

  You don't have enough <items> for that transaction.

• Trying to buy an invalid item, or nothing:

  That isn't a thing that's sold here.