Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury
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Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury
With the Crème Brûlée Torch of Fury, the elemental power of fire is yours to wield. Snap in the Butane Cartridge of Anger, click the Flint of Resentment, and carmelize the Sugar of Complacency!
Type: combat item
Selling Price: 11 Meat.Deals 10-20 Physical Damage
(In-game plural: Crème Brulée Torches of Fury)
Obtained From
When Used
- In combat:
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| You fling the creme brulee torch at your opponent, hitting him for 10-20 damage. |
- Vs. a bag of Potatoes of Security:
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| You throw flame at the Potatoes of Security with the Creme Brulee Torch of Fury. Security cannot survive where it is not wanted, and the flames of Fury soften it, split its skin, and make it delicious with butter and salt. Wait, I mixed metaphors there. Never mind. This baked potato looks great. |
- Vs. a box of Batter Mix of Hope:
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| You torch the Batter of Hope with the Creme Brulee Torch of Fury. Fury cannot destroy hope, nor can Hope quench the fire of Fury, but the two also fail to combine in a pleasing juxtaposition of elements. The resulting mess is unlikely to please either art critic or food critic. |
- Vs. a bundle of Meat of Happiness:
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| You bathe the Meat of Happiness in the flame of the Creme Brulee Torch of Fury. The Fury consumes the Happiness utterly, transforming it into not a tragic juxtaposition of the two, but just a sad lump of charcoal. Remember, kids, Medium Rare or nothing. |
- Vs. a carton of Eggs of Confidence:
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| You direct the Creme Brulee Torch of Fury at the Eggs of Confidence. If Confidence remains within its shell, never risking disappointment, then the heat of Fury will bathe that shell and force the Confidence to always retain the shape of its prison. It's all very poignant, and the resulting hard-boiled egg looks delicious. |
- Vs. a loaf of Bread of Wonder:
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| You level the Creme Brulee Torch of Fury at the Bread of Wonder. Fury cannot destroy Wonder, but alters it on a chemical level, turning it to French toast. It's less resilient than it was before, and that makes for good eating as well as good art theory. |
Collection
- 🥇: Coulrophobia (#1959334) - 420
- 🥈: NewTexas (#861595) - 183
- 🥉: Mistress of the Obvious (#845708) - 120
- #4: SwordsRCool (#1083774) - 76
- #5: liffe (#2015011) - 69
- #6: whizdad (#443313) - 48
- #7: Skent (#1076753) - 46
- #8: Babaganoosh (#865662) - 45
- #9: Nikademus (#95105) - 40
- #10: mskc (#995456) - 31
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