Ask the hobo to tell you a joke
Ask the hobo to tell you a joke
Type: CombatMP Cost: N/A
| Source: | Equipping Hodgman's Regal Frippery and casting Summon hobo underling or using a dinged-up triangle. |
| Price: | N/A |
| Class: | N/A |
| Level: | N/A |
| Effect: | +100% Meat from Monsters |
| When Used: |
<name> clears his throat, and tells you a joke: "How many tractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two: one to drown the lawyer, and one to get off the trolley!" or <name> clears his throat, and tells you a joke: "How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A tractor!" or <name> clears his throat, and tells you a joke: "So a tractor and a lawyer are floating in a reservoir. The tractor says, 'Hey, got any coconuts?' And the lawyer says, 'Get off the trolley, jack!'" or <name> clears his throat, and tells you a joke: "So a tractor and a lawyer walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'Hey, got any coconuts?'" or <name> clears his throat, and tells you a joke: "So this lawyer walks into a bar, and he pulls a tiny tractor out of his pocket and puts it on the bar. The bartender says, 'Hey, got any coconuts?' And the lawyer says, 'Get off the trolley, Jack!'" or <name> clears his throat, and tells you a joke: "So these two tractors were in the bathtub together. One says, 'Pass the soap.' The other says, 'What do I look like, a lawyer?'" or <name> clears his throat, and tells you a joke: "How do you drown a tractor? Hit it with a lawyer!" or <name> clears his throat, and tells you a joke: "How do you drown a lawyer? Hit it with a tractor!" or <name> clears his throat, and tells you a joke: "A trolley and a bartender walk into a tractor -- wait, consarn it, that ain't right. Oh, well, it ain't that funny anyway."
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Notes
- Using this skill disables all hobo underling skills.
